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What's Up For March 2012

It comes in like a Lion and out like a Lamb. While it may sound like a riddle involving a furry convention attendee, the phrase actually refers to the month of March. I've captured all the good things the third month of 2012 is about to bring us. Check them out at The Smoking Jacket.

Turning Songs into Movies: What Would Hollywood Do?

A very funny article written by Cracked columnist and seminal humorist Adam Tod Brown. And I'm not saying that just because I was mentioned at the end. Or because I wanted to use the word seminal to describe Mr. Brown.

Caffeine Lovers: 7 Products Get You Buzzing

Looking for a quick pick me up? If you’re tired of the ho-hum buzz you get from run of the mill coffee breaks, there’s more than just java to turn to when you need to satisfy your caffeine fix. I pulled together a list of products that’ll get you wired.

5 Valentine’s Day Traditions We Need to Quit

Surprise and bah humbug - I hate Valentine's Day. In honor of that fact, here are five Valentine’s Day traditions that must be stopped. Read my list at EgoTV.

February 2012 is Happening

It's more than just hearts and flowers for Valentine's Day. I pulled together a list of our top ten things to enjoy this February 2012 for The Smoking Jacket.

10 Exotic Pets Only An Idiot Would Own

 

Stop the insanity. My EgoTV list of exotic pets only an idiot would own. Is yours on here?

6 Movies That Should Be Re-Released in 3D

Hollywood likes to make money the easy way. With that in mind, I pulled together a list of movies for EgoTv where a 3D reboot would have us back for a second look. You can check out the 6 that made my list on EgoTV.

Signs Air Travel Insanity Has Reached Its Tipping Point

From urinating celebrities to seat turf wars, all signs point to a system spiraling towards a complete meltdown. Check out my piece on airline insanity at Playboy's The Smoking Jacket.

20 Things to Look Forward to in 2012: Part 1 & 2

We are so ready to put last year behind us (yes, we are talking about you 2011), and embrace the future with full force. With that in mind, I gathered 20 things to look forward to in 2012. You can read Part I and Part II at Playboy's safe for work site, The Smoking Jacket.

Five Reasons Why It’s Okay to Like Dancing With the Stars

My seminal piece on why it is okay to like Dancing with The Stars for The Smoking Jacket.

Missoni For Target: Top Ten ‘Can’t Have’ Lifestyle Designs

Missoni madness at Target - is it worth the hype?  The best lifestyle items were snapped up by speculators looking to make a quick buck. I went through and chose the “must have” pieces from the collection.  They aren’t available at Target right now, but I also checked around and found the price you might have to pay if you can find them elsewhere.

On Odd Jobs

What do Bigfoot, The Brady Bunch, Elvis and collecting Phalluses have in common?  This article I wrote for Playboy's The Smoking Jacket.

Creepy Places You Can Visit Right Now

Is your idea of a perfect vacation destination less of a tropical paradise and more like a gigantic, long abandoned building that’s possibly haunted by the spirits of people who suffered immense pain and suffering? If so, you’ll definitely want to check out the abandoned Salesian Seminary in Goshen, NY. To learn more about this offbeat destination read my Creepy Places You Can Visit Right Now article over at Playboy's safe for work site, The Smoking Jacket.

5 Great Moments from the Golden Era of Trashy Baseball

For those yearning for the Halcyon days of frat like shenanigans, when a DUI was practically a rite of passage for rookies and pornstaches were the rule not the exception we look back on some great moments that celebrate the debauchery surrounding the sport. Here are five great moments from the Golden Era of Trashy Baseball I wrote about for Playboy's safe for work website, The Smoking Jacket.

Royal Wedding Fever: 12 Items Designed to Cash In

With the royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton fast approaching, I decided to take a look at products designed to commemorate the event.

Theme Camps For Kids At Heart

 

Today sleep away camp isn’t just for unwanted, overweight children – it’s now a place where adults with extra cash and time to burn can live out unrequited vocational fantasies.  Read my article at Playboy's The Smoking Jacket and learn about five adult fantasy camps you can attend right now.

8 Incredible Real Life Examples of Architecture Porn

 My first article for Playboy's safe for work website, TheSmokingJacket.com.

"Seeing pornographic imagery in everyday items – it’s not just for horny teenagers. While we can occasionally chalk up turning a curved wall or protruding edifice into some kind of ribald symbol to sex on the brain, it doesn’t take a prurient mindset to see the naughty bits in the following structures."- read more

What to Wear to an Outdoor Wedding

"Attending an outdoor wedding is a great opportunity to show off your fashion savvy. However, an al fresco event also comes with unique style challenges. Whether it's at the beach or in garden setting, with a little planning and consideration of unpredictable elements, you will be toasting the happy couple in high style,"

I jump on the "Royal Wedding Fever" bandwagon over at TypeF.com, to read more: http://www.typef.com/article/wear-outdoor-wedding/#ixzz1N1iYOCFP

The 6 Most Impressive Resume Liars

 

It's a tough world out there for the job hunter. And who among us hasn't stretched the truth just a little bit in the resume department?  Sit back and take a lesson from the all-time-great resume bullshitters ... read more of my article at Cracked.com.